Except for liking my own status doesn't hurt my back.  Plus I can reach the like button. Plus I wouldn't quit my job as soon as I could like my own status.  I find your simile to be incorrect.

Always frustrating.

Good shot, monkey.

If I had a nickel.....

It wasn't just a dragon. It was Trogdor the Burninator!!

Effin love carrots.

Merry Tebowmas, Joe!!

Let's roll.*

*Pro tip: Click the picture to see the gif.  Thanks, haters.

This deal is totally legit, Joe.

Haha. Us grown-ups are on to your shenannigans, bitches!!

It's like that...

Ideally, anyway.

You....you BASTARD!!!

Just enter your credit card number, Joe!

This is what happens each time I open an email from you, Lee.

Nope.  Legit vans offer candy.

F-you, Skyrim hater!!

You'd think I would've learned by now....

And their Satanic boob voodoo!

I'm a Pepsi man myself, think I'll hang out over here in my own iceburg.  Thanks for the invite though.

So now you jerks say something?

Now take off your boob hats and bring me those yum circles I smelled with my face awning.

And if you don't get this, then we shouldn't be hanging out.

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

A WHOO-OOOH

This is why I use the self checkout.

All
The
Time

Thought we should put a video of Matt on the blog

And women are like other people. They hate me.