You can bet your sweet ass this is happening today.....in my mind.....cuz I have no friends.....

/sighs

Gah! Dang it! This should've been my wedding song.

Chicka-Chicka

How about it, Joe?

Well, the lighting isn't the best, but alright.

Good morning, Joe!!

For Joe

I'm pretty distracted by Google today because it's Les Paul's birthday and they have a guitar thing going on.  Joe wanted the link posted on here for some reason.  So here it is.......it's pretty difficult so I'd favorite it.

*ahem*

http://www.google.com/

Probably want to write that down too, Joe.  Just in case you want to get on from a computer you don't regularly use.

Duh!!

Jerry never learns.

Speak for yourself, vanilla balls.

Gross. Those pants are ruined for sure.

Solid advice, sir.

EYYOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Flawless.

Can't argue with science.

Magic shoes!!

Well fuck.....This again.

Oh good, I was just thinking about how I hadn't had a nightmare in a while.

Game over.

Uh...nope.  But where's your daughter?  Oh, over there passed out in that pile of vomit....DIBS!!

Why is there a TV in the kitchen?

Fair trade.

Boom shock-a-locka!!