Your cat is hardcore, Joe.

See Somalia?  We have our own shit to deal with so maybe you should stop being so damn selfish all the time.

Joe....it's time.  Get a trim at least.

That shit is real.

Deeeeelicious.

Booyah!!! Next?

Fackin meat biscuit

YYEAAAHHHH BBOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Control your kitteh, Joe. I'm trying to finish this report for adsheyhoasphbvbnrasdsajkl;   GAHH FUCKK!!!

SKADOOOOOSSHHHH!!!!!

Nope. This isn't believable. No one names their cat Paul. This is Absurd.

MMMMM!!!  It tastes like leprechauns.

Hmmm....I see you've played this game before.

See here? You have a transvestite standing on your engine. That's never good.