Ugh, not again. Right Joe?

Can't trust anyone anymore.

Fred! You're late for your threesome!!

Well, not you, but most people.

G-Wok

Wolowitz makes the show.

A PS1 controller?!

COUGAR!!

Simultaneous blogging!!!

HI MIKE!!!11!one!!!uno!eleven!!111!!!!4

Pimpin ain't easy

Fact: T-Rex had a difficult time eating cereal.

I'm a CoD man myself, but I see where you're coming from. Fuckin n00bs.

Ahhh work. You never fail me.

Why are people with Tourettes never polite? They always spill their drink on me or call me a fuckhead.  They're never like, "Do you have the time? YOU'RE WEARING A LOVELY HAT!!"

Murder-suicide? Who said anything about murder-suicide?

WOW

So it turns out McDonalds has a recruitment website specifically for black people.
No joke.
http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

ARROWED!

This is me. Every time.

Bitches Be Crazy

Dick move turtle, dick move.

Awwww yeah gurrrrl